Springtime recipe

Ingredients:

2 children












1 trampoline

1 warm and muggy Texas afternoon












Ice cubes (a.k.a. Paradise Cubes - term coined by eldest child)
2 bowls









1 portable fan












Directions:
Take 2 children and place on trampoline. Shake vigorously. Children are done when sweat begins to form, faces become pink and high-pitched shrieks are emitted. Remove children from trampoline and bring inside. Place children on floor and turn on fan. Remove Paradise Cubes from freezer and place in bowls with spoons. Insert Paradise Cubes into children until smiles and giggles and various goofy facial expressions are produced.

Serves:
1 tired mommy with approximately 30 minutes of amusement and enjoyment and about 40 digital photos of her children eating ice cubes.